Written by Daryll Williams

1. Namibia is very boring

2. The country’s way too big

3. There are small populations of animals

4. And they don’t practice social distancing

5. The baby animals aren’t even cute

6. The birdlife is blah

7. It all looks pretty average

8. The cities are rather unremarkable

9. As are the roadsides

10. The beaches are boring

11. The trees are stupid

12. The sunsets are dull

13. You can’t find a good place to eat

14. Let alone a spot for a drink

15. The landscapes don’t manage to impress

16. Because it’s mostly sand anyway

17. The dunes are a waste of time

18. What you’ll see is pretty routine

19. And you’ll have to rough it most of the time

20. There’s no history

21. Stargazing is not a thing

22. The locals are unwelcoming

23. No traditions either

24. What landmarks?

25. You’ll spend most of your time daydreaming anyway

26. Honestly, where’s the thrill in all of this?

Do you think we are joking? Well, Namibia is truly incredible. But don’t take our word for it. Why not go see for yourself? Check out our website for any enquiries and have a look on our Instagram for more epic pictures.